I wonder if these are the same wolves that almost got the Russian cop?

That dog's more versatile than I am.

I wonder what kind of job security stuntmen have? I imagine they last about as long as supermodels and gymnasts.

Not so smart now, are they? No wonder they keep getting caught in fishing nets.

I wonder if there's ever been an "accident"?

I wonder how the other cyclists treat the guy who caused it?

Ever wonder what happens if you put a brick in a washing machine? Me neither, but these guys found out for us.

Look at what just dropped, ya'll! New Juggal-footage!

It's amazing that it's almost been a year since the last Gathering of the Juggalos. The world was a lot more innocent then. There were no oil spills, our iPhones didn't drop bars when you touched them, and we were still reeling from the 9th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.

Here's the latest infomercial promoting the next gathering, which I'm kinda impressed by. I don't know how they managed to get Coolio, Tila Tequila, Slick Rick and Gallagher all at the same event, but they did it. Miracles, ya'll. 

Also, let's talk about Sugar Slam for a second. Her mouth is dirty, she looks a little slutty and...well, she looks a little slutty. If this caliber of women will be attending the Gathering next month - and not this thing - then you can rest assured I'll be there, painting dripping from my sweaty, ICP-admiring crack and everything. 

This 17-YEAR OLD girl is one pack of bubble-gum away from becoming a complete and total trainwreck. Sadly, unlike LiLo, 'It's Britney, Bitch', or even old-school Drew B....I can't wait to watch her derail.

It's been awhile since Jennifer Aniston's been on our mind, quite possibly because she' really boring and we never watched Friends. We also forgot how awesomely hot she was -- and still is apparently. Check out these photos from the set of her her new movie. She basically has the body of a 19-year-old, even though she's probably like 55-years-old. Our ass started to sag at 15, so well done Ms. Aniston.