Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

A 19 year old art student spent countless hours creating a portrait of Ray Charles with Post-It notes. Ray Charles quipped "I can't see it, because I am blind… and dead"

Spurred on by Victorian Era design, this woman has been wearing a corset for 23 years. Her waist is the width of a CD and an inspiration to many.

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

In the year 1993... 14 years have passed and neither Conan's hair or funny have changed. If you claim to have been a fan since this episode you’re probably a liar.

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.

At the Sturgis Bike Rally this year, one deer was tired of being upstaged. So he ran into traffic and jumped over a dude on a motorcycle.

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

Ever wonder why it would be a really bad idea to throw an egg at the President's car? This is why that would be a very bad idea.

Every week we’ll throw you ten tough question on topics ranging from Superheroes to Sex Videos. This week we have questions about the year 2001.

Debra Messy showed some side-boob. She hung out with Sean Hayes for 7 years, she should know better.

Here's a gallery of how celebrities have aged over the years. One thing's certain: Death always wins!

Grace Slick has aged dramatically in the last few years. Oddly enough she looks like Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series. Liverus Spoterus!

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.

Piebald are a group from Boston who have been cranking out crazy catchy pop/punk for a good number of years. While this might not be acoustic, it’s probably the closest they get!

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

Robbers On High Street have been kicking around the New York rock scene for a number of years now, but if you ask us they’re going to be a household name after the release of their latest record, Grand Animals, due out on July 24th. So yeah this is a sneak peek into what the album has in store, and you heard it at Live at LG first!

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.