Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.

If anything sums up Bud Light drinkers it would be the fact they'd rather breathe fire than date a model, win the lottery, or create world peace.

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

… because we can’t let the terrorists win.

This is the best way to make sure the terrorists don’t win.

This Benz is diamond studded and cost over $5 million dollars. It belongs to Prince Waleed, an oil sheik. Bastards! The terrorists did win!

Everybody loves matching games! Especially if they involve boobs! Match these boobs together and win…boobs!

This is all it takes to win the World Championship of Air Guitar? Ochi Yosuke won the 2007 crown with an Offspring backing track and an ugly tiger sweater.

Appalachian State made some history this weekend and beat the Michigan Wolverines. They most likely won because of this awesome recruiting video.

The creepy giant woman will win this staring contest nearly every time.

Here's a gallery of how celebrities have aged over the years. One thing's certain: Death always wins!

Here we can see the audition tape for a young boy practicing for American Idol. He isn't very good, so chances are he will win.

He PWN3D himself!!! LOL!!!1

Rosie's leaving The View! It seems the Donald has won!!

Movie game time! Just match the pictures to make movie titles and you win a million dollars! (Just kidding about the million dollars!)

Recently actress Penelope Cruz won an award for Best Boobs in Hollywood. Congrats, Penelope. Bravo.

Who'd You Rather is ready to impress you with its award winning Idi Amin impersonation.

Someone's shirt is too darn short! Everybody wins!

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

When I win a tennis match, I ALWAYS trade shirts with my gorgeous, braless opponent!