Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

It hasn’t been thirty minutes! Get back here and play this game!

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

One day you're with Joe Francis on a bus, the next you're getting paid to blow the Governor of New York, it's a slippery slope.

She loves to get paid for sex or things relating to sex.

Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker seems to have an equally classy past.

2008 has officially started. Britney has been taken by police escort to the pshyciatric ward.

In theaters 2-29-08. Will Ferrell stars in Semi-Pro, an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA - a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivaled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest.

These elves have been nice all year long, and now they're ready to get wild! Brought to you by PlayStation.

In theaters 2-29-08. Will Ferrell stars in Semi-Pro, an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA - a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivaled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest.

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.

Even though the idiots at Entourage have tried to ruin Gary Busey and turn him into a gimmick, Busey in the wild is still a magical thing. Enjoy.

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!

This proves the lines at Disney World are nothing to complain about. Also, that cleanliness and claustrophobia are not big concerns with the Japanese.

In the wild, tigers attack their enemies. In captivity, they rely on other, more disgusting methods of self-defense.

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

Douche Gone Wild.

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.