If you're looking to get skinny, try a Slim Suit. And than after that doesn't work, try Crystal Meth!

We just knew somebody would be killed playing the Wii.

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

He's swinging lefty but his Mii is a righty, a true Fore Star General.

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

Don't let "Father" catch you playing this.

While you were pwning newbs in Halo 3, your grandparents were participating in a cross-country Wii bowling tourney. Retirement never looked so good.

Do you kind of hate Dave Matthews? Do you kind of love the Wii? Well then this musical number was made for you.

De Niro seems to be a little primaddona. Can someone say B!tch fit?

Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

This is probably one of the best covers we have heard at the Live at LG Acoustic sessions and it’s a perfect fit for Limbeck. If you have never heard the original by The Byrds, well, then you should just be ashamed of yourself!

The importance of wearing proper-fitting shoes.

Her hair wouldn't fit in her mugshot photo, so they had to MAKE it fit.

Serena Williams takes on Conan O'Brien in Wii tennis.

I can only assume this guy showed up at the PS3 line outside of Best Buy, trying to taunt the rival gamers. Bravo, sir, your life is complete.