Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

Our console-by-console march continues with the original Playstation, or PSX, as those of us in the know call it. The X is because Playstation didn’t want to take the name of its white slave masters as its own.

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!

When the stretch Limo Corvette showed up in front of Paul's house, he knew for certain that Prom '88 would best the BEST PROM EVER!!!

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!

It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!

That famous dumbass Aaron Carter is at it again in this clip from House of Carters.

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."

Clean up around the house, gentlemen, or your lady could end up dead.

For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

Aaron and Nick Carter fight like little b**ches, and we laugh at their pain. ...And their fake urban accents.

Black people are different from white people. They also need different hair treatment.

…This should happen to all white guys that try to dance.

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.