Light FM is Josiah Mazzaschi, and he was gracious enough to come into the LG studios and play a couple of his finely crafted pop tunes. WARNING: This chorus will be in your head for 2.7 years. It’s true.

Judging by the lace on the pocket, I'd say these jeans split 'cause they're 25 frickin' years old.

It is a time of peace, beauty and wonderment in the kingdom of LG. Suddenly, the peace is shattered – ripped asunder by Name That Game’s 5th episode. Can you restore balance by answering these questions?

Get ready to get started thinking about being totally psyched for the Simpsons movie, coming out next year!

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

Finally, adults can be paired up with eligible minors! Coming up next -- NAMBLA's LavaLife!

The rest of the line is, "..can I borrow yours?" Works every time.

Elvis the penguin got some blue shoes as a reward fo being so darn cute! Awwwwww!

The Guiness Book of World Records claims China's Xi Shun is the world's tallest man at 7' 9" -- but he's actually just seven feet tall. The extra nine inches is for the ladies!

"I will always be known as Cookie Monster, but I will no longer be a cookie monster."

KFC became the first corporation whose logo is visible from outer space. Weird thing is, martians takes like chicken.

This was my Halloween costume this year, but my banana was bigger.

It’s Episode 2 of Liquid Generation awesome new cartoon series! In this episode, Ali & Habib get to run Tremendoustan’s very first Starbucks! Do they have what it takes to pour Venti Soy Lattes?

We now present you with the vocal stylings of Mister Kevin Federline!

I am Doctor Oralpleasureinthebackofyourmomscar

Photoshopping celebrities is funny!

Oh, this is the most challenging Pict-O-Band yet. Can you take the challenge? Or are you just a wimpy band geek?

Short text$3,625 a month for rent? Jeez, K-dawg, where were you staying?

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!

My mom found my flavored condom stash, and now she can't stop chewin' on Trojans.