I don't know what this means but it sounds both sexy and delicious!

The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

I don't know what this has to do with the movie plug at the end, but dang Carmen's hot. Yeeeouch!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

Hotter than Kimberly Stewart!

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!

I totally forgot how hot this scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn" was. I am amazed.

Water merely distresses Whitney; if you get Bobby Brown wet, however, he turns into a gremlin.

Jim Carrey stars as the over-th-top lifeguard, to Will Ferrell's hot-tub-swimmer-in-trouble.

It’s the hottest and sweatiest new game on the market featuring sexy pole dancing! Check it out!

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

Like a little junk in the trunk? In this game, you have to figure out whose hot thong-clad butt you’re looking at. Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.

...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!