At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

Obviously he doesn't shave his own head.

His ears are weird looking – oh, wtf???

A weird message for the back of one's undies….

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.

Weird Al decided to sit down with Kevin Federline and ask him some hard-hitting questions. Luckily for Al, K-Fed's schedule was wiiiiiiide open.

Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

KFC became the first corporation whose logo is visible from outer space. Weird thing is, martians takes like chicken.

Children's shows are the perfect place for weird mascots, ugly adults and violent, blood-hungry kangaroos.

I know Japanese people are weird, but...

That's weird. Our loads are soooooo tiny.

They're not the Adam's Family, not the Munsters, and not even the Brady Bunch. They are the Weird Family! Weird!

Sometimes these Japanese videos can be pretty weird, but a lot of the time they can be damn sexy. Check out this Japanese girl wearing something -- well, sexy!

Sure the Japanese are weird, but they're also extremely sexy. We have no idea what's happening in this video, but it definetly makes us horny.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! And he's a Lego! Weird!

This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.

These boobs are weird because they can talk. We’ve never seen that before (not!).

This is almost as creepy as the Trainspotting baby. Weirdness!