If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

You know it's time to lose weight when...

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.

Clearly this guy is just fed up with pulling all the weight in a communist society or something, (It's Just Not Fair!).

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.

A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.

In 1988 a 1gb storage device weight 45 lbs, but in this day and age you can shove it up your hoo-ha to avoid customs.

These firemen know that they can lift their chief's car with their hoses. Now they must ponder if they should have...

This guy is so proud of all the weight he's lost, that he gladly suffocates passers-by with his massive stomach skin. Tuck THAT!

G ahead and take your shirt off, Jess... we aren't looking.

I can has lift-off!!

Apparently losing enough weight to make you look like a crack-ho inspired Jenna to plump up her face with 5 gallons of collagen. Desperation takes its toll, Jenna....

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

Getting off smack sometimes makes you gain weight. Just sayin'.

The soulful songstress behind the song "Rehab" is a well-known alcoholic, but recently lost a lot of weight. Is she on drugs now too?

Watching people who don't know their own strength will make you cringe. Don't try this at home without steroids.