Nothing is as priceless as filming an child's impending doom. The pan over to the slide proves the cameraman is a heartless bastard.

This is graceful. Just watch the way her face shatters the surface of the water. Greg Louganis is jealous.

Ted Nugent's three favorite things in no particular order are guns, music and ignorance. Music never came into the picture except for "Cat Scratch Fever".

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

White water rafting with a cat can be dangerous. And not just because of the claws!

The Army's "Active Denial System" WILL MELT YOUR FACE!

This guy "hacked" a Coke machine with his cell phone, making it dispense quarters and free water – but then revealed his trick!

Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.

This Fourth of July, remember NOT to place your quarter sticks of dynamite under your water melons. 'Cause den de'll blowd up.

How to shoot your friend with a ping pong, a paper towel tube, a little hairspray and a lighter.

Inexplicably, this dog wants whatever the thinks is at the bottom of this toilet bowl. And the toilet water pays the ultimate price.

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

This guy demonstrates how it's possible to have goldfish living in water below the oil in a deep fryer. Oh those wacky Japanese!!

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.

Calm down, dude. She just wanted an autographed copy of 'Oops! I Did It Again.'

"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

Kids, don't try this at home! But yes, dynamite WILL make surfable waves in a body of water. AWESOME!