Let’s honor the memory of Boris Yeltisn with some post cold war Russian bazongas!

Democratic VP Candidate Joe Biden tells a war vet to stand up for some applause. However, the war vet's a paraplegic. Awkkkkwarrrd.

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

In theaters 8-15-08. Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

War times calls for national unity. The army is now recruiting butch lesbians to rebuilt war town areas of Baghdad.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

Check out the Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack for the Sony PSP.