The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

This is actually art created from colored pencils, but we wanted to make sure the virgins didn't get excited.

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

Hershey wants to remind the young children of the world that, it's only a problem if your fat parents find out.

Penis rims? Who wouldn’t want their car decorated with dicks?

Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?

How many of you are making the "She can prime my Metroid anytime she wants" joke? Yeah, you enjoy that virginity.

Because you always wanted to see your apples kick mayo's smug ass.

In theaters 3-28-08. A young man finds out his long lost father is an assassin. And when his father is murdered, the son is recruited into his father's old organization and trained by a man named Sloan to follow in his dad's footsteps.

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?

Spongeboobs, what more do you want? What you don't see here is that her Reh Reh is painted like Patrick, that starfish thing.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Alicia Silverstone hopes that she can hypnotize your meat loving brain into loving veggies by showing you her naked bum. We suddenly want more beef.

Seth Green wants you to leave Chris Crocker alone and watch Robot Chicken. We advocate watching Robot Chicken only.

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!

How much do you want to bet that alcohol just never worked for this guy? He then turned to hypnosis and found Earth girls are easy.