Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz tried to kick this paparazzi guy’s ass and it was hilarious! Now it’s your turn to be the paparazzi guy and kick Justin, Cameron and even Princess Di’s ass!

It’s the year 3047 and a crazy space ship is flying through deep space at the speed of light. If that doesn’t tell you how much this game’s gonna rock intergalactic ass, nothing will.

You’re a leader. The Chosen One. The boss. Amazing. You’re a hero – the awesome ones you see in all those kick-ass action movies. So we have to ask: Which movie hero are you?

If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Why do people have to sexualize things like the simple art of stuffing a bear's ass full of fluff?

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

In these troubled economic times, nothing beats these guys if you want to pay absolutely nothing for nothing service.

...unless you want your ass to be poked.

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.