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Awesome Website Alert: Pale Is The New Tan

By: LG Staff
November 20 2009, 12:27 PM

 

PailIsTheNewTan.com will change your life forever. Or at least until you vomit all over your computer screen. Since when to people spreak Marmalade on their skin? Delicious!

 

 

 

There's nothing like waking up in the morning, turning on your computer, browsing the latest gossip about Selena Gomez and then almost vomiting all over your computer screen after watching a chicken being put in a chicken plucker. Ah, Internet. WE HEART YOU.

 

Phil Spector's Mugshot

Phil Spector's Mugshot

Here's Phil Spector's mugshot. You have permission to vomit now.

 

Another Reason to Skip the Gym Tonight

Another Reason to Skip the Gym Tonight

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

 

Megan Fox Is Not Really Ugly

Megan Fox Is Not Really Ugly

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

 

Vomit Predictor 3000

Vomit Predictor 3000

Let us know what you had to eat and drink today and we'll show you what it would look like if you hurled! You'll even be able to share!

 

Interview Puker

Interview Puker

No independent filmmaker is more aware of how awful his film is than this guy, it makes him vomit.

 

You're Still a Fatty

You're Still a Fatty

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

 

Anna Nicole is Covered in Vomit

Anna Nicole is Covered in Vomit

These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.

 

Young Jordan

Young Jordan

When Jordan was younger, her huge knockers were once slightly less vomit-inducing, and her face was slightly less wrecked. Oh how times have changed.

 

Vomiting Kermit

Vomiting Kermit

Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

 

Coffee Spilled on LG!

Coffee Spilled on LG!

Thanks to NetDisaster.com, you can spill coffee – or vomit, or have a UFO attack, or an act of God™ occur on any webpage you like!

 

Instant Vomit on Live TV

Instant Vomit on Live TV

Vomiting on live TV never seems to bore me, but this guy seems to be the fastest at it.

 

St. Patrick's Day Ecard: My Darling

St. Patrick's Day Ecard: My Darling

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

 

Pig Vomit

Pig Vomit

Isn't pig disgusting enough without somebody puking on one?

 

Chinese Food or Vomit?

Chinese Food or Vomit?

If you’re eating a delicious plate of Sesame Chicken right now you may want to stop.

 

What Type of Drunk Are You?

What Type of Drunk Are You?

If you’re a drunk, or if you just drink by yourself and in the morning, you might want to take this quiz. Hell, if you drink your own vomit and urine than take this, too.

 

Spaghetti Vomit

Spaghetti Vomit

This always happens when our mother cooks.

 
 

Film School Is For Jerks

Film School Is For Jerks

College is when you learn dumb movie trivia and how to drink until you vomit. Both are equally important.

 

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