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Virgin Roommate

Virgin Roommate

If you can't say it with a greeting card, say it with a print-out banner outside your dorm.

 

Jenna Jameson to Teach Virgins

Jenna Jameson to Teach Virgins

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

 

Stop Nick Lachey's Suicide!

Stop Nick Lachey's Suicide!

Nick is practically suicidal over Jessica Simpson – he’s gonna slit his wrists, then write a horrible song about it. Can you save him?

 

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Divine Visions of Mary & Jesus

Divine Visions of Mary & Jesus

Here are some of the most mystifying Virgin Mary sightings ever captured on film. Kind of.

 

Whoose Boobs Week 117: Suicide Boobs

Whoose Boobs Week 117: Suicide Boobs

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.