We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

We used to hate Katherine Mcphee, but something makes us want to like her now.

We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.

Audrina's new boyfriend makes us go W.T.F.

This is Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend Bar Refaeli. Jealous?

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

The U.S. representative falls on the world stage, sounds about right.

Let us know what you had to eat and drink today and we'll show you what it would look like if you hurled! You'll even be able to share!

Bad costumes and techno are not exactly the way to convince us that burgers are not delicous.

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There's always one friend who thinks he knows the most about movies. Here's Dinkle: The Movie Quote Guy. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

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Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

Wanna know what else is probably fake on The Hills? Audrina's boobs, and that's just fine with us.

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Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.