Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

It's really hard to decide which is more embarrassing. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of millions of TV viewers, or striking a bizarre resemblance to Sloth while doing so.

Oliver Future came by the illustrious LG studios to play us some stripped down versions of tunes from their latest record Pax Futura.

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

God, Renee got FAT! Someone needs to take away the plate and show her to a mirror. Or I, Skeletor, will striker her down with the Sword of Greyskull.

He's angry because the artist is making him stare at his ex-wife and her new boyfriend in the gallery.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

LG's very own Sir Monkey sat down with some of the cast of the hilarious new movie Hot Rod to ask them a few simple questions. What happened after may blow your mind!

Hello and welcome to whose boobs, the only on-line game that contracted a bad case of boob-orreha down in the ravine.

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!

Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?

Scissors For Lefty came by the studio and played us a stripped down version of their hit song “Ghetto Ways.” We dare you to try and get it out of your head. You will fail.

ROBO-BABY MAKES ME SCARED! COMPUTERUS IS SHUTTING DOWN!

Sit down on my lap, sweetie, and we'll talk about whatever pops up. Too late!

A classic upside-down picture: old lady, or young hottie?

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!