Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.

...And he's still an ugly man. Booyah!

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

Rose hooked up with Robert Rodriguez during filming of Grindhouse. Rodriguez had been married to his wife for 16 years, and has 5 children with her. Sucks to be you, lady!

What a cool guy -- let's his wife do nudie photos. Nice.

Wow she's ugly. Hahahaha.

Clint Eastwood's wife "grabbed" his crotch during Martin Scorcese's acceptance speech. Awkward!!

Ugly Betty sure knows how to captivate its audience! First Selma Hayek was in her bra, now Rebecca Romijn is!

Yeah, Ice-T's wife just doesn't stop! Try wearing a thong or somethin'!

Celebrities were once children, too, you know! God they're ugly.

Brad & Angelina have an ugly family. Just kidding.

Salma Hayek wants great ratings for her show, so she knows just what to do!

Children's shows are the perfect place for weird mascots, ugly adults and violent, blood-hungry kangaroos.

Don’t you ever try to cheat on Yolanda. She will get revenge.

See what happens when bikini babes site on ugly cars.

This man hates his wife? Does that make him a hater! Boo!

You thought only geeks play D&D? Well, you're right. And sometimes girls play. But these girls are ugly.

Oh look, it's your mom! Snap! Gotcha! Waazzzz up!