When we first thought up the idea for the Live at LG acoustic sessions this is pretty much what we had in mind. One guy, one keyboard and goose bumps!

Courtney Love is starting to channel her inner Muppet. She looks like a boozed up, coked out Janice. Too bad her husband is "Gonzo".

Listen kids, love will not keep you together. Crack might, just look at Whitney and Bobby at Joe's Crab Shack

Melanie Griffith has aged to perfection. In this case perfection embodies the look of a leather handbag. Hopefully its Prada, we love Prada.

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!

PingPing, the world's shortest adult got to meet Bao Xishun, the world's tallest man. Then they made sweet, sweet love.

Paulina is Latina, which means she's got a booty, loves to shake it, and nobody complains.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

I love rainbows because they're so damn beautiful and gay... but this one is particularly interesting because it's called a "fire rainbow" and is a rare, naturally-occurring atmospheric phenomenon.

Chrisopher Blue has apparently been soaked in booze. Was he drunk during his session? No, BUT every review I have read about him compares his songs to Tom Waits and says he has “blues-soaked vocals.” I dunno about all that, but I do know this is one helluva performance. Watch it…now!

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.

Carmen just loves getting down to her skivvies for her fans!

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

Durex has an amazing ability to make simple, to-the-point, yet hilarious ads. We love them. (the condoms, too!)

I'm not sure who Michele Merkin is, she's some sort of model apparently. What I do know is that she's got a super name. And I love her for that.

We love Paula Abdul because she never fails to make us laugh. ...at how drunk she is.

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!