When chopping down a tree make sure your stupidity is out of the way.

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

Also with sandals on his hands, for extra protection of course.

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.

Richard Simmons is always in character. God Bless his family.

This is the biggest tree in the world and it has been hallowed out to hold an entire bar!

Santa would put it under your tree but you were too busy being drunk to buy one.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Charlie Brown would be really pissed if he saw this.

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

Lightning taking out a tree was caught on camera, then replayed in slo-mo for your extreme-viewing pleasure!

The Fall Out Boy song, "Carpal Tunnel of Love," with animations by Happy Tree Friends! Whee!

This makes me think of something… oh yeah, Britney Spears.

Kiefer loves his whiskey and he loves his Christmas Trees.