Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!

Get in your helicopter and bomb all the targets!

If the people that worked at Wendy's really were this cool than we'd have no problem eating their for the rest of our lives.

Honda, they can make robots with classical music training and cars for douchebags to modify.

In theaters 3-28-08. "21" is the fact-based story about six MIT students who were trained to become experts in card counting and subsequently took Vegas casinos for millions in winnings.

K-Fed is a trained method actor who draws on his experiences of putting Britney down.

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

In theaters 3-28-08. A young man finds out his long lost father is an assassin. And when his father is murdered, the son is recruited into his father's old organization and trained by a man named Sloan to follow in his dad's footsteps.

Alabama and Georgia were in overtime of a college football game and Mike Patrick asked "What is britney doing with her life?". For shame ESPN, thats our job.

Seriously? Where in the world is this a problem? Please tell us, we would like to know when traveling, which public transit network to avoid. Another thing… why are the other passengers just sitting there?

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

Clever kids build a loop-de-loop on a train track... and it works! Of course they aren't American :(

When Jordan was younger, her huge knockers were once slightly less vomit-inducing, and her face was slightly less wrecked. Oh how times have changed.

The Long Island Firecrotch got an early start on the glamorous alcoholism train. I hope those cosmos are virgin!!