Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.

Everything he wore and did in the 80s was gold.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

All that glitters is not gold.

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

What are the chances that a football player would come barreling down the sidelines? Actually pretty good, but the odds of another cameraman catching your "oh crap" face… that’s just gold.

Not so smug anymore, are you France? This girl did not receive the gold in "bladder control".

Whoose boobs goes for Oscar gold!

Britney’s Baby is out of the womb and already he’s complaining about daddy being a Gold Digger. Here’s parody of Kanye West’s ‘Gold Digger’.

People think action movies have the worst dialogue ever written. We respectably disagree. Every word out of Vin Diesel’s mouth is gold.