Listen up sleuths, Carmen San Diego was spotted at the Lahore National Airport, you have 15 minutes to trap her by naming off African countries. Rockapella, take it away!

Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.

Blockbuster sequels in theaters and on the internet. Keepon takes it to the streets. Spot the guys from Spoon making cameos in this one.

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

This guy learned to parallel park from Evel Knievel.

PORN STARS! POP STARS! They all look the same! How can we ever tell them apart? It’s up to you my friend. You’re the only who can help us spot he difference!

We found Batman at Coachella! Actually there were two of them. And we wept.

Oh no – someone fed Spot some PuppyCrack!

The Angry Leprechaun will surprise you as the secret killer in this spot-on parody of the "Zodiac" trailer. Oops, did we say it was a secret?

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

Sienna Miller's sugar-nubs were spotted at the beach while she kissed her boyfriend. Sexy!

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

Paris Hilton was spotted washing off at a Bondi Beach outdoor shower recently. Those onlookers' expressions are priceless.

Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go… on a fountian, next to some tourists.

We’re not looking to spot celebrity couples -- just their boobies.