Hey! Let's watch 10 pole dancers break their neck! Paralysis is hilarious!

It's time for you to guess which picture is fake and which one is just plain slutty.

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

Watch while these celebrities make fools of themselves just for a few extra bucks.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Remember those awesome shoes you had as a kid that all your friends were jealous of? Yeah, in retrospect those shoes really sucked.

Here are the 10 best local TV ads ever. There were so many, I think we may have to make more editions!

Has there ever been a well produced Public Service Announcement?

Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.

Foreign people really know how to mess up a perfectly horrible television theme song, don't they?

Eventually they moved his food off the top of the slide, but not until they were finished mocking him.

David Hasselhoff has one of the best hairy chests of our generation. Today, we celebrate him.

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.

These workout videos will help you get in shape -- in shape to kill whoever produced these things.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

Abigail Clancy was a runner up on UK's Next Top Model although from the face and leopard print panties could swear she was in "Bobby Babes 4".

Do not do these things if you want to live a long and healthy life.

Networks should seriously consider airing Japanese television during the strike. MXC is not enough.