Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

Celebrities are the sluttiest people in the world (see: Britney’s crotch). Of course, not all celebrities are slutty, which is why you’ll have to guess which of these whoretastic celebrity pics are real and which are photoshopped fakes.

If Superheroes get old, I bet a lot of people would want to change their diapers.

We hope this super cat doesn't like to ride horses. To think of what could happen.

Summer vacation is here! You finally have a lot of free time to waste.

Nothing says cute like puppies trying to gangbang a cat.

If you don't know the words to a song, don't sing it. It's that simple.

We’re not looking to spot celebrity couples -- just their boobies.

Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”

Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Traffic reporters know traffic and they know how to look like asshats.

We're not sure you want to buy this Super Soaker for your kids.

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.

Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!

This asshat had to save the day right in the middle of Physics!?! We hope the professor fires his ass!

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

You did the Numa Numa dance; you converted to Pastafarianism and asked a hottie at the bar for their MySpace URL. But you’ve still always wondered…Which Internet Celebrity are you?

What if a frozen Jack Dawson came back from the dead and had to live life in the Future!?! Crazy!