Here’s a shot-for-shot reproduction of the Full House intro by some indie San Francisco band. Totally rad!

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.

Here’s a collection of people who really pissed us off this year. May they burn.

See what happens when a midget alligator chases the faces of silly Japanese women.

We know that Dubya had a drinking problem, but we didn’t know he was still a drunk.

This is what it looks like when you try to pull a condom off your head.

We hate it when our dad uses our head as a urine sink.

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

This chick must have a huge earwax problem.

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!

Another case of white people trying to rap. Very sad.

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

These boobs are tied in a ribbon, ready to be given to a friend or loved one. And holy crap. This is our 200th episode!

This guy had a chance to talk to his wrestling heroes and he ends up crying like a little baby.

Watch a man named Leeroy Jenkins piss off his World of Warcraft companions.

This one time we mistook a wreath for some weed and we didn’t get high. Say no to drugs.

Alcoholics love to talk. See if you can guess the movie where these drunken quotes came from.

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.