Oh whoops, my bad – he's not a security guard, he's a pimp. A pimp in a uniform. That's London-style, for ya.

These emergency calls are hilarious! Except that now I've bled to death. Oh, can your taco save you now?

So all this time my enormous gut has been a defense mechanism? Oh, yeah, I totally did that on purpose.

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

A nice pearl necklace would really finish this piece off, and me as well. Oh my!

When Jordan was younger, her huge knockers were once slightly less vomit-inducing, and her face was slightly less wrecked. Oh how times have changed.

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!

For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Will Ferrell can't pay the landlady his rent, so she screams at him. Oh, did I mention she's a baby? Seriously you will crap yourself laughing at this. He can do no wrong.

Oh, please, like you haven't seen these a thousand times before!

Oh no – someone fed Spot some PuppyCrack!

This guy demonstrates how it's possible to have goldfish living in water below the oil in a deep fryer. Oh those wacky Japanese!!

OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!!!

Oh, the irony!

Oh big deal, so Mischa's a pothead! It's not like she's a role model on the OC anymore!!

Oh, those clever boob-lovers! What will they think up next??

This week in the LG Studios we have a band originally from Canton, Oh called Lovedrug. They played three songs for us from their sophomore record called Everything Starts Where IT Ends which will be in stores on March 6th. The band is currently on Militia Group and will be touring a ton for the new record. Go see them, you won’t be disappointed!

Oh, man, we just need to get these chicks sterilized, already!