Nothing looks hotter than a pair of giant funbags that don’t really exist.

Want to make your friend believe that they are being drafted into service by the United States Military? Well now you can with this easy and socially irresponsible email prank.

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

Sometimes boobs need a little support, and sometimes support is very, very sexy.

Watch your grandma play video games. She is so hot, and she swears like a sailor, too!

Britney Spears is NOT a nice person and this video proves it. She should burn in hell, we say! Burn!

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

It's official. Some people have a fetish for dead people.

Babies are so lucky.

This is a tricky one. Can you find the baby?

Celebrities don’t think before they talk, and that’s why they always say stupid things. People call this Diarrhea of the Mouth, or as we call it -- Celebrity Diarrhea Mouth.

Do you ever get midgets and babies confused? We do because they’re both so damn adorable.

Nobody knows turkey like Martha Stewart, that’s why we hired her to tell you all about it.

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!

Wanna make your friend believe that somebody they know is a sick and nasty pervert who was once thrown in jail for being a sex offender?

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.

Sometimes it’s almost impossible to distinguish whether a person is black, or just really tan.

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.