Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!

How well do you know your crazy bearded authors? Hairy Man Things?

In this edition, we read a book, but wished we played video games instead.

This asshat had to save the day right in the middle of Physics!?! We hope the professor fires his ass!

In this video, that guy from 24 teaches us about Token Power!

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

We always get April showers and death metal albums mixed up. Maybe that’s because we believe in the devil?

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

You did the Numa Numa dance; you converted to Pastafarianism and asked a hottie at the bar for their MySpace URL. But you’ve still always wondered…Which Internet Celebrity are you?

What if a frozen Jack Dawson came back from the dead and had to live life in the Future!?! Crazy!

Here's a pitch by pitch reenactment of the 1986 World Series in RBI Baseball.

In this edition, we celebrate baseball in all of its almost steroid-free glory.

Another video about people who believe in little, green men.

It almost looks like their heads are going to spin off their bodies and explode.

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

Look at boobs or do your taxes? Can’t decide? Do both!

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

In honor of STD Awareness month, we bring you this barf-tastic game of This or That!

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