The fact that she's a woman has nothing to do with the fact she ran someone over, she had just been playing too much GTA IV at home.

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

Nothing looks sexier than a woman wearing a bra. A dude, however? YUCK!

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.

American Idols should be thin and beautiful, not fat and radish haired. Boo Fantasia, boo.. And I don't mean the term of endearment.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

Damn right, you give those clothes to her. Make sure if she shirks her duties she'll have another "accident" from being so "clumsy".

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

Cavemen everywhere will find this attractive, wood laid GPS, the perfect addition when your hunting for women. Or, when you are Corey Feldman.

These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!

In theaters 2-1-08. Jessica Alba stars in the remake of the Hong Kong film "Jian Gui". The story follows a woman who receives an eye transplant that allows her to see into the supernatural world.

Ok so she isn't famous, but her husband is. If this woman gets any bigger her breasts are going to pop off. Great to have much naked fun time in America!

Chris Crocker and Alexis Arquette have officially made all women physically appalling. There is more estrogen between them than Rosie O'Donnell's thighs at an orgy. Too Far?

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.