Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

Not only does she fall, but the chick going after her falls, too! Girls are hilarious!

There's still argument whether or not this guy "threw" himself on her car, or if she said, "I did it, I saw him." Anyway, YOU DECIDE!

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

She just keeps getting better and better!

Finally, irrefutable proof. She's too cute for words (though we still wrote some).

Just say no. Or hit up the gym, once and a while, woman.

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

Wow she's ugly. Hahahaha.

The 80’s were so awesome, it makes you wish the 90’s and today never happened. So give those Ghostbusters toys a rest for a moment and take this quiz: it’ll tell you exactly what kind of 80’s person you are (like a Yuppie, a New Waver or a Valley Kid). Also, be sure to see Kickin’ It Old Skool, in theaters April 27!

Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?

Kelis's milkshake got put on clampdown when she was arrested in Miami for harrassing two undercover cops posing as prostitutes.

I didn't bother to researcch what movie this is from. I feel pretty confident that this is the only scene worth watching.

For a chick whose famous for little more than her fantastic rack, you'd think she would have done this a LOOOONG time ago.

The Angry Leprechaun will surprise you as the secret killer in this spot-on parody of the "Zodiac" trailer. Oops, did we say it was a secret?

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

I will certainly follow HER yellow brick road! …what?

American Idol's favorite slutty contestant loves being wet. In fountains. Not that other way. But she probably likes that too.