Here’s a tribute to those bisexually ambiguous Weezer-worshiping dorks that we call Emo Kids! We love you guys!

We always get Porn Stars and Pop Stars mixed up. Whores are tricky like that!

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

See if you can tell the difference between two very embarrassing eras in modern history.

If this year is known for anything, it’s the caliber of breasts that strutted before our eyes.

We know that Dubya had a drinking problem, but we didn’t know he was still a drunk.

This is what it looks like when you try to pull a condom off your head.

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

Vanilla Ices or Eminems? You decide!

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

We hear that snorting ashes makes you hallucinate.

Some like the wing, others like the breast. You like the dong.

Kids, this is what happens when you snort too much cocaine off a dead hooker's ass.

Alcoholics love to talk. See if you can guess the movie where these drunken quotes came from.

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.

Can you tell the difference between real celebs and their impersonators? We can because we’re awesome.

Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!

Now that it’s winter, we like to see celebrities that are all warm and cozy. Plus, sweater mittens are sexy.

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Want to make your friend believe that they are being drafted into service by the United States Military? Well now you can with this easy and socially irresponsible email prank.