Give thanks for having nobody to cook for you this Thanksgiving Day, and also for the start of a depressing holiday season.

Obama gives McCain a very special thank you.

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

Thank God there is a team of "University Medical Doctors" researching how to add 3/4 of an inch to your bust size.

Thanks Arthur.

Some people scar themselves, DELIBERATELY to create patterns from the keloids. Yeah… no thanks.

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

When the last episode of The Office this year airs, thanks to the writers strike, hopefully this song from Jan about her "cat" will keep you warm.

"So how is that rocking acting career coming along? Oh yeah, really? Umm yeah, you know what, I will have the Steak, thanks".

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Thank God this guy took the time to make his custom rims beautiful. Now that's some fine airbrushing!

More fun Mentos and Coke tricks. Thank god these guys have so much free time on their hands; what'd we do with out such a thrilling video?

The best part of the boob is the underboob. Thanks for illustrating that for us, Heather.

A clearly wasted Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape as she exited a club this past weekend, drunkenly stumbling into her waiting ride. Thank god she's in the passenger seat this time!!

Thank god she's back to her skanky roots.

Dominic "Lost" his balls for a second, then found them again. Thank the lord.