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Who Has The Best CGI/Animated Chesticles?

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 12:18 PM

In this month's Playboy Magazine, supernerd James Cameron said he designed his female Avatar aliens with breasts, even though they're not placental mammals (don't worry, we have no idea what that means either!). Since the movie cost around $500 million and it's in 3D, we can only hope that those boobs are so amazing they pop out of the screen and punch us in the face so hard they give us a black eye. We hope! But what if they aren't? Whose computer generated/animated boobs will you fall back on?

We've always been partial to Angelina Jolie in Beowulf, which you probably didn't see because the movie sucked. But damn, look! They even made her eyes look like she wants nothing to do with us, just like in real life!

 

Do you have any favorite computer generated characters? Share in the comments. Watch our 10 Sexiest Cartoon Characters if you need a little help deciding.

 
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Tiffany Theissen Is Going To Give Birth to Something

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 11 2009, 11:32 AM

The girl that Mr. Belding totally wanted to bang, but couldn't because of legal (and grossness) reasons, is pregnant.

This got us thinking: What would Tiffany Theissen's child look like if she made it with the Saved By The Bell cast members? Well, we ran the sperm of Zack, Slater, Screech and yes, Mr. Belding, through a BabyMaker app on the Knocked Up movie's website (science!) and it came up with the results below. We can only speculate that if any of these babies were to shoot out of Kelly Kopowski's crotch the doctor would most likely toss it into a trash bin. Or she will. Or we will. Who knows? These babies are pretty fricking 'tardy for the party (if you know what I'm saying).

 
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President Obama Orders LiquidGeneration to Save The Children

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 3:29 PM

 

Excuse the dust around here, and all the little bugs and mispellings you're bound to find on our little corner on the internet. We're going to try something a little different today.

As part of President Obama's push to make more American teens read, he personally reached out to LiquidGeneration* to provide some word-based entertainment for you. Sure, you'll still see our award winning** animations and games, but you'll also see Words. Lots of them, as ordered by the Commander In Chief of the United States of America. So if you don't like it, don't be mad because we'll just ask Obama to bomb you. For the children. Because he wants them to learn how to read, through us.

Thank you for reading,

LiquidGeneration

P.S. - If you see anything you love or hate, we'd like to know about it. Just leave a comment below, or if you really want to make me upset and cry like a little girl, just shoot me a personal email: slippy@liquidgeneration.com.

 

*no he didn't

**Awards, as in the cookies our mothers give us each time we make fun of Lindsay Lohan. They hate her because she's one of those "fast girls." Their words.

 

 

 
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BREAKING: Swine Flu On The Verge of Destroying Hollywood!

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 2:03 PM

Boston.com outed all the celebrities who've had the Swine Flu, and good for them. These people need to be taken off the streets. They need to be banned from the public. I know these people are celebrities, and I know the entertainment they provide for hundreds of people across the world is important. But they need to stop...stop doing whatever they are doing. I'm talking about David Krejci and Chris Douglas-Roberts. I'm talking about that Rupert Grint. Landon Donovan, Brian Littrell, and that Melissa Rycroft, too. David Boreanaz, you're in our sights...

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE? WHY THE HELL IS BOSTON.COM TRYING TO MAKE MY HEAD EXPLODE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE? EVEN RACHEL MADDOW AND DR. SANJAY GUPTA BARELY HIT MY RADAR BECAUSE I'M ALLERGIC TO CNN AND MSNBC (Fox News all the way, baby!). YOU MEAN LADY GAGA IS NOT SICK!?! JON & KATE PLUS AND THEIR EIGHT LITTLE PIGGIES DON'T HAVE THE SNIFFLES YET!?! THANK YOU. THANK YOU, LORD. THANK YOU, SWEET EVERYBODY. BOSTON.COM, NEXT TIME YOU SEND AN ALERT OUT LIKE THIS MAKE SURE IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT BEFORE I GO ALL CAPLOCKS ON YOUR ASS AND HURT SOMEBODY.

/KTHXBAI

P.S. I can't wait for this movie to come out...

 

(via Boston.com)

 

 
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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 

Kush Support for Your Tatas

Kush Support for Your Tatas

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

 

Intoxicated Boobs

Intoxicated Boobs

These jugs have been drinking all day. It’s time you give them a Breathalyzer test.

 

Paris Hilton Will Give You Flowers and Sideboob

Paris Hilton Will Give You Flowers and Sideboob

And if you're nice she might even show you that she's wearing no panties.

 

The Britney Spears Torture Chamber

The Britney Spears Torture Chamber

Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!

 

Sophia Monk Still Thinks It's Summer. Thank God.

Sophia Monk Still Thinks It's Summer. Thank God.

But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

 

Beauty or Butterface?

Beauty or Butterface?

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face gives you nightmares? Of course you have it's your mom! Boom! Everything's hot but her face.

 

Creepiest Video On The Internet

Creepiest Video On The Internet

This will give us nightmares until the end of time.

 

Kim Kardashian Enjoys TwitPic

Kim Kardashian Enjoys TwitPic

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

 

Back To School Advice by The Spanish Fly

Back To School Advice by The Spanish Fly

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives back to school advice.

 

Orchestra Conductor Prank

Orchestra Conductor Prank

Thank God there is always a camera rolling at middle school orchestra recitals, that way the child is traumatized for life and not just a minute.

 

Name That Game 1: Part Noob

Name That Game 1: Part Noob

Put your controller down and step up to the keyboard, if you think you know anything about video games. We’ll give you clues, and you guess the game title. It’s the next gen console of trivia games, and it won’t cost you 500 dollars to play.

 

This Workout Will Give You Pleasure

This Workout Will Give You Pleasure

We debated posting this video for the last couple weeks because we didn't know whether it was pornographic enough for you.

 

Russian Pranksters Are Just A-Holes

Russian Pranksters Are Just A-Holes

These dudes give Russians a hilarious and painful name.

 

This Family Will Give You Nightmares

This Family Will Give You Nightmares

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

 

Never Gonna Give Up Your Teen Spirit Up

Never Gonna Give Up Your Teen Spirit Up

It's the anthem of the internet, grunge-ified.

 
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