This week America’s sexiest swine offers up a batch of her favorite celebrity boobs.

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?

Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.

Chuck used to have a cartoon in the '80s called Karate Kommandos. It was basically the A-Team but lame.

What happens on the Fourth of July when you pass out from too much America-toasting? Your jackass friends try to kill you with fireworks. Hooray for freedom!

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

Our interview team invaded the Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration, to ask fans about Star Wars weddings, crazy costumes, and Anakin's cooter.

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

It’s time to play Who’d You Rather with Imus’ “nasty ho” pals, the Rutgers women’s basketball team.

This track is from the band’s forthcoming album titled Ameritown due out this June on Suretone records. We asked the band if they were talking about Basketball or Hockey when they named the band. It was hockey. Can you guess the team? Bring on the rock!

LG got up close and personal with Will Ferrell and all the stars of the upcoming film Blades of Glory. Was Will able to handle our intense tag team interviews? Watch it and find out!

For the 17th edition of America's favorite music puzzle game, we give you an all name game, a game for which you will play until you have to go to the bathroom.

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

1967 - 2007. America's Princess. Never forget.

FUNNIEST SUPERBOWL AD [EVER?]!! Terry Tate is the most successful member of this office team, as the "office linebacker."

Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!

Our fun-loving creative team decided to take it to the streets and "ghost ride" an unsuspecting guy's Hummer.