When I first heard of the iUnit, I totally thought it was a Mac-inspired dildo. Boy was I wrong!

Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz wears eyeliner, but since he's a boy, we call it guyliner. Apparently this was worth an entire People Magazine news piece. I'm going to go kill myself now.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

This adorable Cambodian boy rides his pet python around the house! Unbelievable and cute! *Check out the end!*

The Fall Out Boy song, "Carpal Tunnel of Love," with animations by Happy Tree Friends! Whee!

I still can't get over how adorable this is – he just looks so NATURAL in that uniform!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She even enjoys corrupting her boy-toy!

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

The world's littlest pervert will some doay grow up to be the worlds most-hated paparazzo.

Daniel from As Tall As Lions came by the LG Studios and sang us a ridiculously amazing version of the Holiday classic "O Holy Night." Get ready for goose bumps.

Without a doubt one of the best vocal performances to come through the LG Studios so far. If you think this is good, check out the Holiday cover he did. Wow.

Two of the boys from Sparta hit the ghetto=fabulous LG Studios and treated us to an early morning acoustic jam of "Taking Back Control." Pretty amazing to hear it all stripped down.

Every teenage boy should be able to use this mouse pad without a problem!

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

The Guiness Book of World Records claims China's Xi Shun is the world's tallest man at 7' 9" -- but he's actually just seven feet tall. The extra nine inches is for the ladies!

If every 12-year-old's fantasy came true like this, we'd have to re-write the pedophilia laws.

You won’t need a cheat code to beat this game, but if you remember the Konami code, I suppose it can’t hurt.

For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

Some men have extremely tall hair. We salute them!