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Even People At The LG Office Are Excited for Twilight

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 20 2009, 7:13 AM

One of the artists here (Heri!) really loves Twilight, but he likes to pretend he's so above it and makes fun of those (me) who show just an ounce of interest in the movie. Whatever. BELLA 4 EVAH!

 

Adorable Internet Starlet's Adorable Fail

Adorable Internet Starlet's Adorable Fail

The internet will eventually destroy the makers of every web show creator in the world.

 

10 Hilarious Family Guy Songs

10 Hilarious Family Guy Songs

It's amazing that an animated show, like 'Family Guy,' is able to include so many incredible musical numbers. Here are ten of the funniest.

 
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BREAKING: Swine Flu On The Verge of Destroying Hollywood!

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 2:03 PM

Boston.com outed all the celebrities who've had the Swine Flu, and good for them. These people need to be taken off the streets. They need to be banned from the public. I know these people are celebrities, and I know the entertainment they provide for hundreds of people across the world is important. But they need to stop...stop doing whatever they are doing. I'm talking about David Krejci and Chris Douglas-Roberts. I'm talking about that Rupert Grint. Landon Donovan, Brian Littrell, and that Melissa Rycroft, too. David Boreanaz, you're in our sights...

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE? WHY THE HELL IS BOSTON.COM TRYING TO MAKE MY HEAD EXPLODE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE? EVEN RACHEL MADDOW AND DR. SANJAY GUPTA BARELY HIT MY RADAR BECAUSE I'M ALLERGIC TO CNN AND MSNBC (Fox News all the way, baby!). YOU MEAN LADY GAGA IS NOT SICK!?! JON & KATE PLUS AND THEIR EIGHT LITTLE PIGGIES DON'T HAVE THE SNIFFLES YET!?! THANK YOU. THANK YOU, LORD. THANK YOU, SWEET EVERYBODY. BOSTON.COM, NEXT TIME YOU SEND AN ALERT OUT LIKE THIS MAKE SURE IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT BEFORE I GO ALL CAPLOCKS ON YOUR ASS AND HURT SOMEBODY.

/KTHXBAI

P.S. I can't wait for this movie to come out...

 

(via Boston.com)

 

 
 

Halloween Safety Tips with Jack O. Lantern!

Halloween Safety Tips with Jack O. Lantern!

Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

 

Hot or Heavy?

Hot or Heavy?

We show you the picture of a girl's face and you have to guess whether she's a hotty or a big fat lady! It's hard. That's what she said!

 

Fill In The Blank: Action Movies

Fill In The Blank: Action Movies

We show you a clips of some of the best action movies ever and you have to finish the line of dialog that got cut off!

 

Paris Hilton Will Give You Flowers and Sideboob

Paris Hilton Will Give You Flowers and Sideboob

And if you're nice she might even show you that she's wearing no panties.

 

Which Heroes Character Are You?

Which Heroes Character Are You?

This quiz will help determine who you’re most like on the show Heroes, so you’ll finally know whether you want to save the cheerleader or enslave her.

 

Whoose Boobs Week 131: Teen Queen Boobs

Whoose Boobs Week 131: Teen Queen Boobs

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

 

Don't Talk To Strangers

Don't Talk To Strangers

Don't worry, I don't think anybody's talking to these uglies. Except that hot blonde. It's okay to talk to her.

 

Heidi Klum Might Be A Whale

Heidi Klum Might Be A Whale

If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.

 
 

Halle Berry Boobs It Up On Leno

Halle Berry Boobs It Up On Leno

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

 

Pig or People?

Pig or People?

We show you a picture of a person or pig with tattoos and you have to guess which it is. Pigs are sexy!

 
 

10 King of the Hill Fan Favorites

10 King of the Hill Fan Favorites

Hard to believe after 13 years, King of the Hill is going off the air. Here are ten reasons we're going to miss the show.

 

Celebrity Rap Sheet

Celebrity Rap Sheet

We show you a celebrity rap sheet, you have to guess who committed the crimes.

 

Kim Kardashian Enjoys TwitPic

Kim Kardashian Enjoys TwitPic

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

 

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