When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.

She's talking about her best friend.

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

Pretty sure the announcer says "Peanuts" at the end but after all that your "blank" is in my "blank" talk its hard to tell.

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Hilarious IM abbreviations. Let Gunter teach you all you need to know about how to talk like a hip young kid on the net.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Two guys just talking about what guys talk about. In a public restroom. While standing at the urinals.

Sit down on my lap, sweetie, and we'll talk about whatever pops up. Too late!

This car chase performance was filmed at MGM Studios in Disneyland – talk about PROFESSIONAL drivers!!

They can act, they can sing, but most of the time, they have no idea how to talk. It’s amazing how celebrities let the most insane things come out of their mouths!

KITT tries to talk some sense into David Hasselhoff. It doesn't really work.

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!

Alexyss K. Tylor has a Public Access TV show in Atlanta, in which she talks about vagina power. Please watch, it's magical!!

Salma Hayek did an ad campaign for Campari spirits. She let her boobies do the talking.

Great Northern seem to be everywhere lately. Every time I am out at a show here in Los Angeles somebody is inevitably talking about how they saw Great Northern last week and were absolutely blown away. The thing is it’s true. They are great. I was lucky enough to have my own private performance when they came by our studios. This is the first of three songs they did…more to come soon!

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

This track is from the band’s forthcoming album titled Ameritown due out this June on Suretone records. We asked the band if they were talking about Basketball or Hockey when they named the band. It was hockey. Can you guess the team? Bring on the rock!