We've always thought Guidos were the secret illegitimate hair-gel-drinking twin siblings of Emo kids. What do you think?

See what happens when a CLOTHED man runs out onto the field of a naked soccer ball game. Soccer players really ARE gay.

We totally hate when we mistakenly drink urine instead of soup. They look so similar! Can you tell the difference?

This week Philip Norris unloads on the real reason LiquidGeneration is moving to Los Angeles: to bask in the God-like radiance that is Gary Booth’s Toothy Smile.

Some fat people were never meant to fly...or swim.

The Moment Britney Spears Didn’t Want You To See!

Once again, it's time for you to be a total douche bag and prank your friend with an LG Sabotage. This one will make them think their identity is stolen. Identity theft is hilarious!

Deciding which city you’d rather bang is a little awkward, don’t you think? But it’s an intellectual exercise worth taking.

For those who live vicariously through the spoiled brats on Beverley Hills 90210 and The O.C.

Watch R2D2 and C-3P0 act totally gay for each other.

Watch how one of our Sabotages scares the bejesus out of some poor little girl. Yikes!

This edition is inspired by those freaks who hang out at Venice Beach. We pitty those talented fools.

Do you have what it takes to be on the ultimate reality TV show? A reality show where you can actually die? Take this quiz to find out. Brought to you by Ratchet & Clank.

This is how we like to open our champagne bottles. Happy New Year.

After McDonald's stock took a dive, some employees were fired. Including Ronald McDonald himself.

You know him, you love him, you think he’s gay. Now try to guess what song he’s singing in Monkey’s Name That Tune! It’s musically creepy.

Can you tell the difference between stupid people and cupid? We could and that’s why we were able to make this game, stupid.

This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A Liquid Generation E-Card never discriminates!