Valentine’s Day is the time of year to tell your cutie that you love them. It’s also a time to punch them in the face (kidding!)

We know the whole Brokeback Mountain thing is played, but this was just too funny to not post.

Can you tell the difference between a cheesehead and a deadhead? We can’t because we suck.

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.

These musicians (if you even want to call them that) sound like Velveeta. And that’s not a good thing.

Brokeback + Back To The Future = Crazy Gaylicious.

Watch what happens when people think a car is going to hit them. Almost dying is hilarious.

Japanese Girls look adorable when their about to be mauled by a bear.

This is almost as creepy as the Trainspotting baby. Weirdness!

This game is just like the real Tetris, but with a fat kid.

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

The Flintstones used to endorse Winston cigarettes. Guess they'll be hearing from my lawyer, now that I have lung cancer!

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

Video game graphics are so good these days it looks like they can just pop out from the television and grab your balls.

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.

BEHOLD! Twenty or so hot chicks passing around the pigskin in skimpy lingerie.

When this kid grows up he wants to be smart.

This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.

It seems as if the celebrities this year wanted to look super-duper sexy. We don’t mind.

One gay man does the impossible and touches Scarlett Johansson's breasts