Abigail Clancy was a runner up on UK's Next Top Model although from the face and leopard print panties could swear she was in "Bobby Babes 4".

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

Carrot Top is the physical specimen of de-evolution. Seriously? His shoulder muscles are like L brackets! He is like a walking Chuckie doll.

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

Celebrate the 30th anniversary of Elvis' death by watching him completely wasted on stage. He did not go out on top, in fact he went out on the crapper.

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

Hello and welcome to whose boobs the only on-line game to hi-jack the top five stories of the Boob-itomi towers.

A semi truck fell right on top of a small car, and rescuers had to use a crane and the jaws of life to get to him. The most amazing part – he walks away!

I like street performers that actually bring something new to the table, to make me appreciate their disadvantaged-ness. Like playing an instrument with your feet.

Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd rate her table manners as a 7 or 8.

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

Sgt. Butterman, little hand says it’s time to play who’d you rather.

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!