Suri Cruise Has Something For You

Suri Cruise Has Something For You

And you can shove it where the sun don't shine.

 

Tom Cruise Tries To Fix It All With Bears

Tom Cruise Tries To Fix It All With Bears

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

 

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

 

Famous Babies

Famous Babies

Watch Suri Cruise, Sean Preston Spears, Moses Paltrow and Baby Bradgenlina in this parody of everybody’s favorite Saturday morning cartoon, The Muppet Babies.

 

Crock Croaks

Crock Croaks

The Hunter’s no more, Suri is adored, and Paris is a drunken whore. Philip Norris delivers the stories, but not via a C-Section.

 

Terror-whiffed

Terror-whiffed

Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?

 

The Great Suri Search

The Great Suri Search

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

 

What's In a Stupid Name?

What's In a Stupid Name?

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

 

David Spade Talks Suri

David Spade Talks Suri

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.

 

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