Today is the day where you must play our awesometacular music puzzle game. Match pictures to create band names. Rawk.

There comes a time in one's life when they must match pictures up to produce band names. For you, this is one of those times.

Let's just say that if I died and they used Jessica's butt as the pillow in my coffin, I'd already be in heaven.

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.

Can you imagine the kind of out-takes they must have had from the making of the "Jackass" movies? Well now you don't have to!

Isn't she the cutest? I'd like to take a shower with her!!!

This blow job kit is a must-have for every single gal!

The world is ending! Only boobs can save you now! If you've never played Whoose Boobs, then you must be living under a boob. Ha.

This custom PC is so badass, you'll think you've died and gone to geek heaven!

NERD DICE: When you're so socially retarded that doing anything is a gamble!

Whoever said cheerleaders were stupid must have seen this video!

You MUST stay away from this guys underwear.

You know how bad you felt about Steve Irwin dying? Well prepare to feel a lot worse.

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.

CNN's Nancy Grace makes herself look like a total asshat when she jokes about the Duke Lacrosse Rape Scandal. You must see this.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Watch this kid almost die. Hilarious!

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.