Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.

We are the Whoose Boobs shuffling crew! Shuffling on down and doing it for you!

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Real men don't bet the spread, they bet the "tecmo".

The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.

You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Bring those 16-0 Patriots fans down a peg by reminding them of their past with this horrific video from the 86 Super Bowl.

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

That is one hell of a trick and also probably pretty practical in his village.

Next up Audience Hero, you just sit, drink beer, and stare.

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

This is even better than America's favorite acoustic heavy metal band, Tesla, covering the Mario theme.

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

Your favorite childhood heroes Gumby & Pokey are now detectives. Watch them completely suck at their new job!

Test you Pop-Culture knowledge on this super duper Gangsta Edition of the Ultimate Pop-Culture Quiz!

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!