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Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT: SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS?

Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT: SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS?

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: THE ATTACK OF BRITNEYS FETUS!

Suck My News Weekly: THE ATTACK OF BRITNEYS FETUS!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Whitney the Crack Smoker

Suck My News Weekly: Whitney the Crack Smoker

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Your Mom Uses Steroids

Suck My News Weekly: Your Mom Uses Steroids

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Paris is Burning

Suck My News Weekly: Paris is Burning

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Alanis Betrays Canada

Suck My News Weekly: Alanis Betrays Canada

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: State of Confussion Address

Suck My News Weekly: State of Confussion Address

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Awkward Jesus Returns

Suck My News Weekly: Awkward Jesus Returns

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush

Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Sing Usher's "My Boo"

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Sing Usher's

Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Jen and Brad Are So Over!

Suck My News Weekly: Jen and Brad Are So Over!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Donkey

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Donkey

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Suck My New Year

Suck My News Weekly: Suck My New Year

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Santa Juggles His Bells

Suck My News Weekly: Santa Juggles His Bells

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Kournikova Marries Mole!

Suck My News Weekly: Kournikova Marries Mole!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Jesus Loves Uggs!

Suck My News Weekly: Jesus Loves Uggs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Julia Gives Birth To Devils!

Suck My News Weekly: Julia Gives Birth To Devils!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.