Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

This is why we can't tell if cat's are really smaller than dogs. I mean, this is just stupid.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Wow. We thought all soccer fans were stupid. Apparently not!

We'd like to call this dog "stupid" but he's too adorable. Instead we'll just call him retarded.

Don’t have a girl this Valentine’s Day? Then you should make a date with Who’d You Rather! And then kill yourself 'cause you’re pretty sad.

You get it? They're rednecks and they're stupid?

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

Even my mom knows this one.

At first you may think this is idiotic, but I guarantee when it ends you will watch it again! Yeah, it's that stupid.

Stupid famewhoring internet puppies.

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.

We show you a tattoo and you guess which celebrity was stupid enough to get it.

Find out who said the most stupidest things you’ve ever heard in this celebrity quote game!

Nobody tells Adrian where to perch, stupid sign pushers.