Who would have thought that so many hot celebrities can look so darn fugly? They should all shoot their stylists.

Some fat people were never meant to fly...or swim.

Once again, it's time for you to be a total douche bag and prank your friend with an LG Sabotage. This one will make them think their identity is stolen. Identity theft is hilarious!

Choose your Oscar picks and post them in your MySpace profile, Livejournal or blog. It's so cool you'll wet your pants.

This edition is inspired by those freaks who hang out at Venice Beach. We pitty those talented fools.

This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.

Can you tell the difference between stupid people and cupid? We could and that’s why we were able to make this game, stupid.

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.

Stop making fun of her. She thinks she's protecting us agains Osama bin Laden.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A Liquid Generation E-Card never discriminates!

Can you tell the difference between a cheesehead and a deadhead? We can’t because we suck.

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.

The Flintstones used to endorse Winston cigarettes. Guess they'll be hearing from my lawyer, now that I have lung cancer!

Video game graphics are so good these days it looks like they can just pop out from the television and grab your balls.

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.

BEHOLD! Twenty or so hot chicks passing around the pigskin in skimpy lingerie.

These boobs may or may not have been a football correspondent.

‘Tis the season for Gays and Cowboys. But can you really tell the difference?

Celebrities are known for looking like the homeless, or as they call them in San Francisco, Hippies.

Warning: Home Shopping Junk will kill you.