Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

Finally an excuse to be stoned at the movie theatre! The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie is coming out!

Come on, Sharon! We know you did this for attention!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

Amazing video of every part of a car, working harmoniously together. Best watched when stoned!

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

...That explains a LOT!

Steve-O celebrated the release of a new movie by making an impression of his family jewels in some wet cement. Personally, I like jewels with a liitle more karats, if you catch my drift.

He's the Steve Urkel of the rap world. And I love him.

Too soon, Bill Maher, too soon.

You know how bad you felt about Steve Irwin dying? Well prepare to feel a lot worse.

Someone give the horsies a cold shower.

This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!

Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.

See if you can guess which cold-hearted bitch said what and in which movie. It’s a good way to pass the time when you’re hungover.

Your favorite drunken leprechaun scored an interview with the cast of Jackass Number Two! Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pointus, Jeff Tremaine – the whole crew (okay, four of them)! Watch the interview, then go see the movie on September 22!