Midnight Movies are without a doubt one of the best bands in the Los Angeles area. We somehow tricked them to come to the LG Studios and play us some of that good times music. Channeling the Velvet Underground never sounded (or looked) so good.

Now is your chance to create your very own celebrity using our Create-A-Celeb special technology! Choose from different celebrity heads, eyes, mouths and other appendages, and then post the results on your website or MySpace page!

Oh now we see just fine.

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

The Finalist dropped by the studio very early in the morning to play a song for us. Musicians don’t like mornings, so that goes to show you the dedication of these lads. Keep an eye open for the floating mic…it’s awesome.

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

Art Alexakis of Everclear stopped by our grungy studio to record a few songs, one of them being this cover of "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison. Also, Art has awesome tattoos.

There's more than meets the eye with this awesome Halloween costume! Hey-o!

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.

The good news is, he's sponsored by Visine!

This is why rugby is also known as "Skull Bowling"

What is more adorable than kids firing AK-47s? A kid being shot in the eye? Totally.

Opening beer with your eyes can cause permanent drunkeness. For real.

Don't look them in the eyes? Monkeys are becoming soooo Hollywood.

Watch this kitty get down with itself right before you're eyes! (Don't watch this if you're horny).

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

Watch Bruce Willis turn into a Japanese Monster before your eyes!

We always mistake really fat people with really skinny people. Yes, our eyes suck.

These boobs were not only made for walking, they were made for showing our perverted eyes.

If this year is known for anything, it’s the caliber of breasts that strutted before our eyes.